Extra-Terrestrial Medicine: Adrian Dvir
Extra-Terrestrial Medicine
Hum-drum, routine, uneventful, mundane. Not words, alas, which spring naturally to mind when we think of the middle-east these days.
But then most of us haven’t been to Rishon Le-Zion. This dozy burg, Israel’s fourth city and home to some 250,000 souls, lies an uneventful twenty-minute drive south of Tel-Aviv . Or maybe half-an-hour, if you want to dawdle and admire the glimmering Mediterranean to the west of the Ayalon highway.
If you’re going to Rishon, you may as well take your time and enjoy the view. There’s really no rush. A few shopping-centres, a nice beach, a museum. The neighbourhood where Bolton Wanderers bruiser Tal Ben Haim owns a house. Glistening commercial buildings, pleasant cafes. Strangely empty streets. And mile after mile of nicely appointed, impeccably maintained suburban sprawl.
It is here, in this oasis of ordinariness that a computer engineer in the Israeli defence industry, Adrian Dvir M.Sc., makes his home. Every morning he rises, shaves, waves goodbye to his pretty wife and two rosy-cheeked children, and jumps into his comfortable saloon for the short hop to the capital.
An unremarkable existence, you might say, unworthy of further study.
But you would be wrong. This is a very remarkable man indeed.
Because when he is not grappling with lines of code and poring over Gantt charts Dvir practises his other career: liasing with medical teams comprised of Extra-Terrestrials and beings from other dimensions. These alien visitors have built a clinic to treat poorly humans in his home, using their other-worldly technology to treat a wide range of medical afflictions.
Which raises many questions, but let’s begin with a simple one: how does a computer engineer get involved in the E.T. medical industry?
In Dvir’s case, it goes back to 1994, when he met a well-known mystic and clairvoyant from the area, Haya Levy. Having experienced several unaccountable telepathic episodes down through the years, Dvir had been attending classes on telepathy and mysticism to learn more. It was at one of these that he met Levy, and the two became friends.
The World’s First Alien Medicine Clinic
Not long after they met, Levy confided in Dvir that aliens had visited her on some strange inter-dimensional plane. In Dvir’s words : ‘She was very afraid and she said Go away, demons’. They reply: ‘We are not demons we are medical team. We saw that people come to you for channelling and help. We want to open a clinic at your apartment and help people’
Initially reluctant, eventually Levy acquiesced, ‘…and for three weeks she heard noises and saw with her internal vision in another dimension they are building a hospital. All kind of equipment like CT, MRI, laboratories’.
When the last alien skivvy had finished lugging and hammering, the doors of the intra-dimensional clinic were thrown wide to the public. Levy acted as a medium through which the doctors (described by Dvir as ’strange’…), applied their bizarre but effective treatments. Business was brisk, and the aliens soon decided it was time to expand.
They asked Dvir if they could open another clinic at his apartment. He agreed, feeling strangely at home with the creatures. He later learned why: in a past life he had been an alien himself.
In his book, ‘X3, Healing Entities and Aliens’, Dvir relates much of what he has learnt from the aliens, who seem happy to answer questions on all kinds of topics. The ‘Aliens Council’, for instance, an alliance of 54 planets which presides over this sector of space. And information on how they travel faster than the speed of light, why they defile farmers’ fields with silly crop circles, and much more.
Patients rarely see the aliens themselves; their work is carried out through mediums such as Dvir, and is of a non-invasive and apparently mostly-harmless variety resembling psychic surgery. Sometimes subjects will catch a glimpse of his or her consultant peering over the medium’s shoulder, and a number of video testimonials from patients can be found on a cd:rom which comes with Dvir’s book.
Occasionally the aliens deign to channel messages for wider dissemination to us Earthlings, like this one:
‘We are in a state of mutual and cosmic co-operation. We work together with other Healers and Light workers to bring faith, healing, spiritual and physical renewal to the various populations of the world. The groups represented at this moment wish to bring you messages of hope and peace, of love and understanding.’
Those seeking inter-galactic medical expertise have a number of choices. Dvir claims that there are no fewer than 50 Alien clinics in Israel, ‘and 464 in the USA, according to the Aliens’, with further outposts in Denmark, the U.K. and further afield.
And this all for just 35 earth dollars per hour - which wouldn’t pay for the space-gas to get to the Titan gas station.
Outlook for the E.T. Medical Industry
With the aliens providing the capital and putting in the spadework in building intra-dimensional clinics, the attractions of ET Medicine should be obvious to all.
The rapid expansion of such clinics suggests that the public has been quick to embrace this new medical paradigm, and potential franchisees are advised to open negotiations with the aliens without delay.
From the consumer viewpoint, more competition in the healthcare sector is to be welcomed. But believe it or not, the deal used to be even sweeter: aliens charging for their medical expertise is a new development, they used to provide pretty much the same services for free.
Canadian Alvena Scott can attest to this. In the 1980’s she was a thirty-something receptionist living in Vancouver. Suffering from serious kidney problems, she was advised that surgery was the only way to put an end to her misery. Terrified at the prospect, she would not consent to going under the knife, but instead began a nightly course of meditation.
One night soon after, an alien appeared in her room. Wordlessly, he lugged her off to his spaceship, where a group of ’seven-foot-tall, blue-eyed, human-like creatures’ converged on her. She fell asleep, and woke in her own bed… mercifully free of pain, but scarred and with blood on her sheets.
**UPDATE 2008
I wrote this in 2005, not realizing the world had lost the fascinating Adrian Dvir in 2004. His website is preserved here, and is something of a marvel.
You can buy ‘X3 - Healing Entities and Aliens’ as an ebook at the link provided for $12.
